Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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