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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!

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