Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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