do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
should my penis look like a turkey
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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