no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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