i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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