Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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