Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
