Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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