I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I FOUND THE LEGS
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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