why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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