windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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