why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
ok first of all what the fuck
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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