he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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