I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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