i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
His nipple licking is glorious
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