Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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