ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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