hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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