I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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