dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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