I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
where am i from again
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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