I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You are a genius and a whore.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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