sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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