Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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