If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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