Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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