And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize