Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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