I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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