He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
time to smoke my breakfast
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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