How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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