you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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