i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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