i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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