We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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