She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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