dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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