She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize