So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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