Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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