So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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