no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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