if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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