Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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