Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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