thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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