So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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