wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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