escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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