Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
