You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I currently don't understand fingers.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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