Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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