I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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