We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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