I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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